How the world works from the eyes of a wee boy

The world is a very interesting place when viewed through the eyes of a curious child, this is my way of keeping a record of all of the interesting theories my son. He has a very interesting way of viewing the world.
For example

Me :" William who made the dinosaurs?"
William :" God made them Mum"
Me :" Why did he make them?"
William :" Cause he thought they would be cool to watch walking around"

He has me in fits of laughter at times.
While we were in the car yesterday Dad and William were discussing how fast you are allowed to drive.

Dad :" What happens if we go over 100kph ? Does the car explode?"
William :" No Dad only american cars explode and thats if they go up then down, then they explode. But we are okay cause we are in a japanese car and they don't explode."
Dad :" What if a plane crashes in to a japanese car?"
William :" FIRE and the nose of the plane would be damaged cause it would go through the roof and floor of the car and make a big hole in the road"

He obviously watches to much telly, destroyed in seconds is a firm favourite, which is why he thinks only american cars explode.

Well I will try to write some more when I have time, as a busy farmer finding time can be a little hard but I need to write these pearls of wisdom down so I don't forget that the world is just awesome through the eyes of a child.